I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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