I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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