can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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