rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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