All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
one might say we're banned from that church
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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