dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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