y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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