Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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