That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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