is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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