As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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