So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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