when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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