I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
