i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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