all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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