Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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