So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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