I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
