i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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