Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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