why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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