Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
