I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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