He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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