Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
we're making bets on your personal life
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
