We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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