wrigley field is MILF paradise
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up under a house in Key West
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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