Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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