my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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