So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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