I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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