Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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