i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
sex in a hospital.. check
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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