Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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