no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I look better un-naked...
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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