that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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