no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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