Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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