why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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