it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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