But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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