she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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