Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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