Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just found puke in my bra..
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
