Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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