ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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