Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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