I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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