im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
that's an acceptable place to lick
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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