Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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