So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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