I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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