Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize