He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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