I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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