See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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